Showing posts with label Kobe Bryant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kobe Bryant. Show all posts

Thursday, January 28, 2010

NBA Nicknames

Creating solid nicknames seems to be a lost art with the aliases that NBA players have today. The latest and lamest trend in nicknames in today's sports is initials and single letter prefixes. The initial nickname is by far the laziest form of a nickname. Kevin Garnet claims the nickname of KG. KG? Really? Where is the creativity? Now I know he has one of the good nicknames in the Big Ticket so why is KG even still around? Other culprits include...

CP3 - Chris Paul #3
CB4 - Chris Bosh #4
AI - Allen Iverson / Andre Iguodala

The single letter prefix is almost as lazy as the initials. Baseball made it famous by creating A-rod for Alex Rodriguez. Some ballers have tried it out like Deron Williams going with D-Will. Lets discuss some of the current stars of the NBA and their nicknames.

Kobe Bryant - Black Mamba
Recently this nickname got bashed on ESPN by both Jalen Rose and Barry Melrose. I respectively disagree. The Black Mamba is original and will never be repeated. The Black Mamba is one of the worlds most deadliest snakes and it can attack at 99 percent accuracy, similar to Kobe himself.
Lebron James - King James
New Nickname - Prince James
This one bothers me, especially since he was dubbed King James way to early in his career. You can't be a King until you earn the crown and as of now King doesnt have his Crown. He is working and fighting for it right now but until that crown comes to Castle Cleveland, all you are is a Prince.
Andrei Kirilenko - AK-47
This is the only circumstance in which the initials number combination is acceptable. AK the initials and 47 his number works on another level. Kirilinko is from Russia and the deadly AK-47 originated in Russia. Any nickname that refers to your home country and one of its most deadly inventions is fine with me.
Kevin Durant - Durantula
New Nickname - Stretch
This one I enjoy, and I have give credit to JE Skeets of the Basketball Jones for coining this one. It is creative and a nice play on his name. Someone has to defend it a little more in terms of Durantula describing the type of Game that Durant has. Unless you were given a nickname before you started playing sports by a grandma or neighborhood friend, the name has to do your game justice. Durant has ridiculous reach with those lanky arms and uses them to his advantage. You heard it here first boys and girls, Kevin Durant you are now Stretch.
Dwight Howard - Superman
This nickname is perfect. Looking at Howard the last thing you think is ordinary human so he must be Super Man. Also it doesn't hurt that he flew through the air during the dunk contest on national TV two years ago.
Dirk Nowitzki - Dirkus Circus
Again the great JE Skeets of Basketball Jones coined this one and it fits beautifully. Dirk is the ring leader of the circus shot. Off balance, completely unorthodox, legs kicking in the wrong direction, getting bumped, and he still manages to make clutch shot after clutch shot. If Mr. Big Shot, Chauncey Billups, wasn't already taken Dirk would have rights to it.




Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Stat Lines of the Weekend

Adrian Peterson - Vikings


25 car 122 yds 3 TDs - L 28-31 vs Saints



Pierre Garçon - Colts


11 rec 151 yds 1 TD - W 30-17 vs Jets



Peyton Manning - Colts


26/39 - 377 yds 3 TDs 123.6 rat - W 30-17 vs Jets



Anatoly Bose - Nicholls State


46 pts 14 reb 1 ast 1 stl - L 98-99 vs Northwestern State



Dominique Jones - South Florida


46 pts 10 reb 8 ast 3 stl - W 109-105 vs Providence



Kobe Bryant - Lakers


27 pts 16 reb 9 ast 1 stl 1 blk - L 105-106 vs Raptors



Lebron James - Cavaliers


37 pts 12 ast 9 reb 1 blk - W 100-99 vs Thunder

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Pick of the Night

Cleveland Cavaliers -3.5 vs L.A. Lakers

What a game on the slate tonight. Kobe vs Lebron square off as their puppets sit back at home to enjoy the show. Cleveland dominated the Christmas Day matchup so you know the Lake show will be looking to even the score tonight. The Lakers are healthy ish again and want to make a statement. Lebron, at this point in his career, seems more like a showman than a guy who will do anything to win a championship. Lebron may put on a show tonight but it will be the Lakers who will come out on top.

Lakers over Cavs - Scuttlebutt Record - (13-17)
Last pick, Mavericks -4.5 over Wizards, resulted in a Loss with the Mavericks not beating the spread winning by just one point, 94-93.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Quote of the Day

"I don't want to be the next Michael Jordan, I only want to be Kobe Bryant."

Kobe Bryant